Friday, March 25, 2011

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Reese Witherspoon made to sign confidentiality agreements to wedding guests

The blonde actress, Reese Witherspoon, no absolutely no one wants to press during his marriage, and is even making your guests sign an agreement that they do not filter images.

'They have been asked to sign a confidentiality agreement to all who have been hired to help plan the event, "said a source.

'Jim Reese and understand that their fans would be interested, but are determined to keep his life as private as possible. She is an actress and not a reality star 'added the source.

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reecuentra Katy Perry with her husband, but does not look happy

may have missed her husband, but Katy Perry showed no nor the slightest sign of joy when her husband met with his Russell Brand.

The singer is busy with his tour California Dreams and Russell is promoting his new movie, so spend some time apart.

Katy and Russell met in the airport, despite having been distanced Perry looked sad and did not want any pictures. Katy Perry is known for being very friendly with the paparazzi and posing happily with her husband, apparently yesterday was not his day.

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Vanessa Hudgens debuts "Sucker Punch" Avril Lavigne

has been a long wait, Vanessa Hudgens was spotted at the premiere of "Sucker Punch ."

actress "Bandslam" looked super hot when he made his arrival at the Mann Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood, making some poses for the paparazzi before heading inside.

also attended the premiere, co-Vanessa in the film, Emily Browning, Abbie Cornish, Jena Malone, Jamie Chung, Jon Hamm, and director Zack Snyder and star of "Camp Rock, Joe Jonas and Actresses Diane Lane and Emma Roberts.

According to a press release, "Sucker Punch" is "an action epic fantasy takes the viewer on the living image of a young woman whose dream provides the ultimate escape its darker reality."

Monday, March 21, 2011

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proudly wears a new tattoo on his neck

Earlier last week, the pop-rock star Avril Lavigne shared a photo to his fans in which he looked at a place about to get a tattoo on his neck .

Through his Twitter account, the singer of 'What The Hell' said: 'I'm going to get a tattoo. " Hours later (March 12) she herself made the announcement that had served its purpose. 'I did' he said.

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admits Lady Gaga her hair is falling for abusing

Lady Gaga The eccentric confessed that he is losing a lot of hair. The singer known for his not-imitable look, said that hair loss is due to the constant dyeing is done.

The singer was born with brown hair but almost everyone knew very fair, because that is the color that was launched to fame.

In related news, Lady Gaga said that usually sleep with makeup on. 'That's not good for the skin, but I'm grateful to have good genes, "he said.

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dyes Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez fighting strange friendship after

Demi Lovato, who recently left rehab after a crisis, via his Twitter account he wrote to his former best friend Selena Gomez the strange. Demi

Lovato said, 'ddlovato @ SelenaGomez strange because apparently you are one and equal. " For its part, Selena Gomez sent the tweet to see Demi Lovato ventured to answer and wrote: '@ ddlovato flashback hahaha! Oh, good times. "

fans' reaction was swift and LovatoAndGomez became a topic Twiiter time because were excited to learn that his two teen idols finally left behind the fighting and were reconciled. As recalled, both Disney stars were fought and did not address the floor for long.

Saturday, March 19, 2011

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Thursday, March 17, 2011

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Mevale replies

Bad impressions.
Hi, well what happened is that my boss found me on the original, pulling me some medium-resolution copies of my anus. Since then how to act when I'm mole in the office. What do you recommend?

Leaño -Bertha. Guadalajara, Jal .


Mevale Angelica.

Dear Bertha: Okay, first I need to send some of those copies to give me an idea of \u200b\u200bhow serious your situation is. Meanwhile if you throw it stumble it a knowing smile and tries to start a conversation about a hot topic. If that does not put your finger on her lips and whisper in his ear "I could suck all the marrow of the bones through your penis in exchange for your silence." Also ask if you are crack. ***



What do I do? My girlfriend does not want to have sex and is already almost a month.
I still can not say anything. Please I am very nervous when I talk to her about sex Can you help?

-Jorge Alarcón. Villa Hermosa, Tab.


Mevale Angelica.

Dear George: The only time a woman must wait for her man a month to have sex is if you are 17 years and 11 months. Do not ask, just attack him through the anus. Women we love behind.


***
After how much time a woman without sex being a virgin again?
Hi, Angelica. First of all I want you to know that I loved the paper that you did as a Dreamer fat and horrible. Well, it took almost a month without having sex with my boyfriend and I wonder how long after I reattaches the vagina.

-Angeles Zatarain. Villa Hermosa, Tab .


Mevale Angelica.


Dear LA: I do not know, but I'm sure it's more than 7 years, 6 months and 27 days. ***



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want you to know that you look extremely well for a 63 year old woman made entirely of iguana skin grafts. What is your secret?

-Jimena Treviño. San Pedro Garza, NL.


Angelica Mevale.

Dear Jim: Many do not know, but actually I'm dead. I guess the secret is life eternal pact with Satan. (Fun fact: Did you know that it is physically impossible to sneeze and be dead at the same time.) Also, never lame with an iguana, is a long tongues. (Yes, I can be funny).

***

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Hello Angie, I like the guy who finally dared to ask me out. Do you have any advice for a first date?

Yennifer -Perez, Itztapalapa. DF.


Mevale Angelica.


Dear Yenny: Yeni Yeni Yeni. Damn Worm. Who told you that we are friends to call me Angie? Did you know that I can rip both eyes just thinking about it? Also, did you know that I can suck the mercury in a thermometer as temperature records anal an elder in his deathbed (and maybe already have done in the last 72 hours)?
If you really like the guy dressed sexy but not vulgar. Dress according to your body type. Your body type has legs? Two? Use a pair of pants that accentuate! Also please tape to cover all your vaginal area. Some guys do not smell like a lady's body fluids on the first date.

***

not want to die alone. Usually
guys say I'm very attractive and it's intimidating to know when. Any suggestions?


Mevale "Angelica. Miguel Hidalgo, DF.


MeVale Angelica.

Dear Angelica: First of all, I I can guarantee that nobody told you that. But a good tip to break the ice is to start a conversation. Tell me something about yourself to gain confidence: What is your favorite movie, what you like doing in your spare time, the number of punches you fit in your vagina at the same time.
PD: You're the reason Jesus has not returned. I hate you.
PD2: I hope you could help.

***
Mevale Angelica is a Mexican actress and born in 1789 and currently resides in Mexico City and works for callodehacha.com


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Kim Kardashian spent $ 1 million in their marriage

The sensual Kim Kardashian would be next to marry her boyfriend, basketball player, Kris Humphries, as reported by OK!

Kardashian is reportedly planning a lavish wedding, which could be considered 'The Wedding of the Century'. 'She does not see why the royal wedding should have more attention than it' said one source,

According to OK!, Kim had already spoken with designer Vera Wang for making simple, elegant dress. Similarly, Bruce Jenner and take her to the altar in honor of his late father, Robert Kardashian, Kim maintained a tradition of having food and dances of Armenia. Among the list

guest would be nothing more and nothing less than the finest entertainers estadopunidense: Fergie, Paris Hislton, Nicole Richie, Jennifer Lopez, and Kelly Osbourne Snooki.

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Justin Timberlake reportedly tried to seduce Mila Kunis

's ex Britney Spears, Justin Timberlake , proved to be a womanizer. Us Weekly has reported that attempts at flirting with Mila Kunis , but the actress of 'black swan' simply refused. Justin

Mila wanted to seduce while filming Friends With Benefits, saying that he and Jessica had done but did not want to announce to the press.

'Mila knew he had a girlfriend and made it clear he was not going to happen "said a source close to Kunis. This source added more statements that corroborate the version of 'He tried all the tricks, but Mila does not feel attracted to him,' said another source close to Timberlake.

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Underworld 4 First image of Kate Beckinsale as Emma Watson

recent days is taking place in Vancouver shooting Underworld: New Dawn, the fourth installment of the vampire saga began in 2003 initiated by Len Wiseman. Have leaked several photos of the shooting of the film, but the one that stands out is that we show.

First Kate Beckinsale image (all are fine) of whole body as the vampire Selene, yes, well wrapped for the filming of the movie in Vancouver.

Marlinda Directed by Måns and Björn Stein (the slope of release in our country, Shelter), the fourth installment of Underworld Selene resubmitted to after being in a coma for fifteen long years. The vampire then discovers that he has a daughter of fourteen, a hybrid of vampire and werewolf named Nissa. Together they must find a way to end Biocom to be unable to create super werewolf destroy them all.

The series, whose films have always been characterized by low budget began in 2003 with Underworld, which raised worldwide over 68 million euros. Three years later came the sequel, Underworld: Evolution, which won about 80 million worldwide, while the prequel Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, released in early 2009, reduced the success of the series at 65.5 million euros world.

Filmed in three dimensions, Underworld: New Dawn will be released in U.S. theaters on 20 January 2012.

Thursday, March 10, 2011

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Selene clothing line congratulates Alberta Ferretti for their support to the ecology

star ' Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows', Emma Watson, has joined forces with designer Alberta Ferretti to launch a completely new line of organic clothing and conscientice people about the problem facing the environment.

respect of the collection to be launched on 21 March (2011), Emma Watson could only congratulate the company for taking this initiative in the case. "I am grateful that a luxury brand such as Alberta Ferretti has decided to create ecological clothing."

Emma Watson added: "I think this is a great step forward for the entire fashion industry, but also an important step to increase sensitivity to the problem of ecology."

worth mentioning that portion of the proceeds collected from sales of 'Pure Threads' line Alberta Ferretti exclusive, will be donated to 'People Tree', a nonprofit organization that supports Emma Watson.

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Miranda Cosgrove reveals that her ideal mate would be a combination of Zac Efron and Shia LaBeouf

Miranda Cosgrove can be unmarried and without compromise for now, but that does not mean that the singer of 'Dancing Crazy' no longer has in mind who would be his ideal partner.

In an interview with Ellen DeGeneres, star of 'iCarly' said his mate would have to be a boy who meet the characteristics of the actors Zac Efron and Shia LeBeouf as a whole.

addition to the way they would their 'perfect man', Miranda Cosgrove added that this needs to be very gentlemanly and own 'the personality of Michael Cera. " What about the singer's partner?

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Amanda Seyfried at the premiere of Little Red Riding Hood's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood

Little Red Riding Hood film, starring Amanda Seyfried, was made in Hollywood. Specifically with its premiere at the Chinese Theater. So there went his players and technical team, including its director, Catherine Hardwicke, who directed the first installment of the Twilight saga.

Red Riding Hood's argument looks like this: Gothic version of the famous story of Red Riding Hood. The argument tells of a village in the forest. Who lives in a dangerous wolf terrified terrifies the locals. There lives a beautiful young woman, who has an intense romance with another young man. A logger orphan and not very well regarded by their neighbors. So love will not be easy to take for the couple.

will have to see the outcome of the review of the classic tale. Now with strong shades of romance and a touch of terror. Precisely along the lines (at least approximate) the previous work of Hardwicke to the adjustments to Stephenie Meyer. In his cast can also find other names like Shiloh Fernandez and Max Irons.

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Kylie Minogue admits that she would like to have a child Avril Lavigne

Australian singer Kylie Minogue confessed to being an aunt is making her want to have children of their own. 'I have three beautiful nephews and see all the love they create in the family and parents is beautiful' said Kylie.

'Who knows? Maybe it is a good way for me "said the singer on a possible child.

In related news the singer, Kylie said today feel that their relationship with Andres Velencoso is the most complete of all his life.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

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life plan.

E d í l other to read an article about mo c or today's society is so obsessed with n perfection that men and women do whatever it takes to be more young . The 40 have become the new 30 and 30 are the new 20 . Which means that I have 92 years ! (I hate math, I like cocaine).


The article got me thinking how important it is to achieve my goals as soon as possible . And in recent years, the staff is getting higher (at my age Mark Zuckerberg had stolen Facebook and Anahí had contracted Herpes 14 times ). So I decided to do
list
things I have to do before turning 24 and / or die:


  • Find the love of my life.
  • Tell the love of my life that I love (I'm dumb and / or unable to feel love for another living being).
  • Blow some stuff.
  • be filthy rich , so rich they can buy yachts 8.
  • be even richer renting 7 of the 8 yachts. ( Anyway I can only be one at a time).
  • Become an organ donor (I'm a collector of fine musical instruments and want to donate some to charity )
  • not see Ga'Hoole: The Legend of guardians. EVER.
  • arm myself with courage and for once in my life tell NO to iTunes. (Fun fact: I spent 17 years and 3 months to accept the Terms and Conditions of iTunes). Create
  • 7 clones of me to use the other yachts 7. Initiate a
  • Banda de Screamo Cristiano with my 7 clones.
  • Raping a baby Koala tear the skin and send it to Angelica Vale by mail.
  • Invent a time machine and go back in time to avoid violating the Koala Baby (also buy lemons and speculate with the price = more filthy rich.)
  • Finish reading
  • Dinosaur Augusto Monterroso And to sum up a sheet , Arial 12.
  • Make my 7 clones are a cure for 2 Diabetes Mellitus sucking on sunflower seeds and sugar into the blood in a renewable energy source.
  • Edit a Wikipedia article . Kill
  • Margarita Gralia , inventor of the Xenon lights. (According to an article in modified Wikipedia .)
  • Buy a quinceañera dress.
  • be happy.

Monday, March 7, 2011

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assures continued to haunt her former husband

singer 'What the hell' Avril Lavigne, recently confessed that maintains a very special touch with ex-husband, Deryck Whibley.

'He is my best friend' 'We're still very close' he said to the British newspaper News Of The World 'this weekend. Similarly, Avril Lavigne said he felt the world was coming during the divorce process. Avril and Deryck

despite being kept together by separate misic so the singer is grateful to his ex, and he completed the project of the artist.

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Michelle Rodriguez reaffirms Avatar 2 will take place on the ocean floor

The next installment in Avatar for James Cameron, Avatar 2 by now, is gearing up ahead of filming. Which begins, presumably, in the autumn. The Actress Michelle Rodriguez states that the development of the new film of the Blue Men will take place in oceanic Pandora funds.

have been discussed for some time the water theme of Avatar 2. James Cameron was himself who was responsible for disseminating the comment. Now is the actress Michelle Rodriguez, who despite the fate of his character in the first movie, hopes to return in some way in the sequel. A sequel again starring Sam Worthington and Zoe Saldana.

James Cameron is a great lover of the deep sea. Maybe when Titanic was documented for or with their previous work in the genre of science fiction the blockbuster filmmaker does not miss a chance to immerse themselves in that half . As her latest film to debut as a producer, Sanctuary, which leads to a hidden cenote. Displaying a spectacular 3D, maybe it will serve as excellent test of their forthcoming work with Avatar Pandora 2.

the moment the release of Avatar 2 is set for Christmas 2014. As is plenty of time to continue to speculate about it.

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Pandora Demi Lovato: What would you say the singer in his message today? Beyonce

Last week it was announced that on Monday, Demi Lovato posted a video on the page where cambio.com thank his fans for their support during the difficult months happened.

'This is the first time that Demi Lovato will speak directly to his fans to thank for their support since his release from treatment,' says the website "Change News.

Since the start of their rehabilitation treatments many rumors have circulated, but perhaps just Demi Lovato morning that clarify or deny all the things that came to him relating. The singer would

this message because their followers were most supported her during her rehabilitation through messages. On the other hand, several sources cite that the singer can not wait to reecontrarse with their fans and continue to make songs.

What would you say in your message Demi Lovato? Are you ready for a new musical work of the singer?

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

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Wikileaks: Royal Wedding. George Harrison

Wikileaks A few months ago revolutionized the world, violating the secrecy in which pristine civilization Western was founded.


So much so that yesterday were announced the Nobel Prize nominations, and could this be the year that the organization takes the prize.


following the latest revelation of the website.


THE LAST CALL FOR THE ROYAL WEDDING. One of the most important historical and political event of the year: The wedding of Prince William. There is only one last invitation to the ceremony and the English Parliament has not yet decided who will be the guest. Meet some "heads of state" to discuss and make a decision. This is what happened.


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Palace of Westminster. London, England.


Office of Lord Chamberlain, Sir. William Peel.


Lord Chamberlain: Gentlemen, as you know we gathered here to decide who will receive the final invitation to the wedding of His Majesty, Prince William and Kate Middleton young.


Gaddafi: I think it's obvious that I deserve the invitation. I'm used to attend events in this category, plus my exquisite taste precedes me. I love all things gold, gold, sun, Ebola, golden showers, urine. (Spit an exotic turban of 24 Karat, buy the sun)


AMLO: I like the golden shower, I made it up. I also made lava. And giraffes.



(opens the door, Nicolas Sarkozy made an entry drmática)


Sarkozy: I AM THE BLACK SWAN .



Lord Chamberlain: "Nicolas, you again? Already told you to be a small wedding and the invitations have been distributed, sorry.


Gaddafi: By the way, I need invitation for my 234 concubines. (Purchase Sweden, vomits a yellow canary diamond)


AMLO: You gonna eat that? (Fry vomiting, eats, naps)


Lord Chamberlain : Gentlemen, we are diverting the purpose of this meeting ...


Gaddafi : I think I should also mention that I'm the one to receive this invitation, after all I knew very well the mother of William, Princess Diana.


Sarkozy: (He goes to a bank of 40 cm) Did Princess Diana? For me this woman is dead.


(again slammed the door interrupts the meeting, falls Charlie Sheen)


Charlie Sheen: I DESERVE THE INVITATION! I AM THE BLACK SWAN! (Holding a gun made of pure cocaine and a bag of cocaine)


Lord Chamberlain: Charlie Sheen?! Not supposed to be in some AA meeting or something.


Charlie Sheen: A cock with it!, AA is for suckers, and the AAA is to Mexican truckers and disgusting. (Caress a pigeon, you head off)


Lord Chamberlain: Charlie, this meeting is for heads of state of the third world. What makes you think you deserve an invitation to the Royal Wedding.


Charlie Sheen: Once killed a man because it was Tuesday. (Upload the photo to Twitter decapitated chick with tag # winning)


Sarkozy: I like vaginas.


Charlie Sheen: The vagina is like a butterfly made of beef steaks and dreams. (The clashes with Sarkozy)


Lord Chamberlain: Gentlemen, I think this is getting out of hand, it might be better schedule ...


(Charlie Sheen interrupts again)


Charlie Sheen: Ask me how many vaginas in the world. Answer: How 3 billion. Ask me again how many vaginas. Answer: Not enough.


Gaddafi: Trivia, Did a glass of oil per day containing the necessary amount of iron, minerals and nausea as your body needs? The blood of my concubines. (Cry oil, baby, what spills)


Charlie Sheen: Shut up, coffee person, because I have the perfect wedding gift for His Majesty: It's old and in turn something borrowed, I HOPE. HERPES!


AMLO: One day, I invented and called Herpes ANGELICA VALE. (Zarape and is put back to sleep)


Charlie Shee: THE HATE! I hate them all! (Take a bottle of Caltrate 600 and retires to the bathroom)


(Continued meeting)


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6 hours later.


(Charlie Sheen finally emerges from the bathroom)


Charlie Sheen: I loved this magnificent artifact made of ceramic with a hole in the middle of warm water and perfectly designed to wash one foot at a time. Magnificent! I want to take to America.


Lord Chamberlain: Charlie is an ordinary toilet.


AMLO : Sometimes when I bathe, I only wash my hair and let the shampoo drip all over my body and cleanse my soul.


Sark Ozy: I AM THE KING OF FRANCE It's so cold in my heart. I am unable to feel love. (Pashmina is choking with John Galliano)


Lord Chamberlain : (Takes the phone) Yes, you could send an ambulance, please ....


Charlie Sheen: This revolver known to tears.


(Continued meeting)


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argues that the key to feeling sexy is in the self

As one of the artists who most often draw attention to her sensuality and beauty Beyonce Knowles has given advice to his followers to feel sexy in recent statements to the magazine 'Cosmopolitan' in the UK.

Among his best-kept secrets, Beyonce revealed: 'Turn on some good music and get something that makes you feel good. I like a sexy pair of high and finches and a beautiful dress. "

Singer of 'Crazy in Love', also provided valuable information when you want to impress your partner: 'Never be predictable. Make combinations. Surprise him. Change your hair. I know the woman he knows, but with a twist. "

Finally, Beyonce says that the key to making a woman feel sexy is in the self: 'You can be beautiful, but if you're not sure of yourself, you can not pass as sexy. "

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Ashley Tisdale goes well with the ex of Miley Cyrus in Oscar party

Ashley Tisdale and her best friend's ex Miley Cyrus , Liam Hemsworth, were photographed as they left one of the parties Academy Awards on Sunday night.

Both arrived at his own photographs as seem to indicate that exchange numbers after this, a British newspaper reports claim that pulled together

The Australian actor, Liam Hemsworth, seemed completely enthralled with the actress from High School Musical, while backing off the event, grabbed the arm of Liam Ashley . If something caught

Liam Hemsworth Ashley Tisdale, will be satisfied only with their friendship since the actress is currently dating Scott Speer.

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Katie Holmes sues magazine junkie accused of

The wife of Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, is suing Star Magazine due to its recent cover story where he is accused of having drug problems.

The cover photograph is appreciated Katie extremely exhausted but that should not to abuse the drug but a natural fatigue Star Magazine which took advantage of very well. Also put on the cover 'the reason' why could not let Tom Cruise.

Representatives of the actress spoke to TMZ, saying that information about Katie Holmes was not so certain that neither ethical nor legal and that it is a cruel libel.

Katie Holmes has requested $ 50 million for damages caused by the journal. Undoubtedly, after having listened to their representatives have the actress.