Hi, I'm Callito, best known for some years months Callodehacha (For you, the internet I still know mido 1.90, peso 75 kilos and my name is Jon Kortajarena, and I am the model Jon Kortajarena ).
There are many legends around the winners of this award. One of the most common that the winner takes on eternal life (for 75 years). However, my experience, though limited (And you said I would never make it, Mom. Look at me now, BITCH! ) - let me tell you how my life has changed after receiving the Award Ashauri:
- I cut corporate mass by 17% (Most liquid retention gone ).
- I was cured of a rare disease called " Vuvuzuelas in the penis" (O Herpes, according to "Urologist")
- eternal life (for 75 years)
- Developed fructose intolerance .
- overcame my trauma / complex / guilty pleasure to mourn while I eat. Now while I weep as . is completely different, and you know nothing, not even you my real dad, I hate you.
- I was cured of a serious illness that no blood had been cured so far: Too blood in the body.
- I sex and "sex" I mean I bought a hamster and suffocated while sleeping . (While I sleep, I'm sleepwalking).
- stop presenting psychological pregnancies s. Now they are real (My girlfriend obviously weak fool, and I have a penis).
Get Ashauri the Award has made me who I am now : A Beautiful guy like a horse that is beautiful, black as ivory , brown eyes as the sea (after the sea is colored brown to look like my eyes), two tear ducts. Now I just have one question:
I find true love someday? Spoiler alert: I do not find it.
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