Monday, January 31, 2011

Cates For Developmentally Disabled

I have so much milk, if you do not make a child do you cheese. 2011 ASHAURI

With Grand Chamaco by this genius.


Chéquense the site is great:
http://sedibujantuits.posterous.com/

Friday, January 21, 2011

Female Olympians Camel Toe

THE AWARD TODAY!

THE AWARD ASHAURI
TODAY 8.PM.



SPECIAL GUEST
GOMISGOMIS

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Business Cards Calgary

The Ashauri 2011 - This Friday 8 pm

The 2011 Award Ashauri


FRIDAY 8 PM Central Time.
TWITTER NO BE THE SAME AGAIN.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Pink Voyage Maybelline Swatch

My life after Ashauri.

Hi, I'm Callito, best known for some years months Callodehacha (For you, the internet I still know mido 1.90, peso 75 kilos and my name is Jon Kortajarena, and I am the model Jon Kortajarena ).

Today I want to share how my life has changed since I was awarded the Ashauri ago, almost a year.
There are many legends around the winners of this award. One of the most common that the winner takes on eternal life (for 75 years). However, my experience, though limited (And you said I would never make it, Mom. Look at me now, BITCH! ) - let me tell you how my life has changed after receiving the Award Ashauri:
  • I cut corporate mass by 17% (Most liquid retention gone ).

  • I was cured of a rare disease called " Vuvuzuelas in the penis" (O Herpes, according to "Urologist")
  • eternal life (for 75 years)
  • Developed fructose intolerance .
  • overcame my trauma / complex / guilty pleasure to mourn while I eat. Now while I weep as . is completely different, and you know nothing, not even you my real dad, I hate you.
  • I was cured of a serious illness that no blood had been cured so far: Too blood in the body.
  • I sex and "sex" I mean I bought a hamster and suffocated while sleeping . (While I sleep, I'm sleepwalking).
  • stop presenting psychological pregnancies s. Now they are real (My girlfriend obviously weak fool, and I have a penis).

Get Ashauri the Award has made me who I am now : A Beautiful guy like a horse that is beautiful, black as ivory , brown eyes as the sea (after the sea is colored brown to look like my eyes), two tear ducts. Now I just have one question:
I find true love someday? Spoiler alert: I do not find it.

Jordans Pink And Black

The Ashauri Award 2011.

The Award Ashauri is given annually to those who have made outstanding literary contributions to the community through its Twitter account.

This is the highest honor granted by the community through twitterers Twitter English Academy (I) .

Bases to compete for the Award Ashauri are
  • have a Twitter account.
  • Nayarit not be .*


Ashauri The Award seeks to reward the beauty, passion, dedication, no matter where you are. The award does not take into account the number of followers, or the number of favs.

Stages:
  1. will be receiving all nominations from today until Sunday 16 January.
  2. then selected those with the largest number of nominations which will compete for this coveted award.
  3. The penultimate stage will take place during the Monday January 17 to Thursday November 20, in which everyone can vote for the person you believe deserves the greatest honor of Twitter in English.
  4. Finally, the result will be announced on Friday 21 January, and the life of the twitterers never be the same.
Categories:

Best Poetuitero recognition.
Best Chistuitero recognition.
The nicest twitterers.
Best twitterers again.
The Ashauri Award.


And you Got what is needed?
* We reserve the right to request birth certificates in case of doubt.